the ultimate giveaway

No Mom is Perfect: Ladies Only Blog Share #LOBS

The Mother of All Giveaways!

Okay.. I’m sorry but I’m just going to cut to the chase here and tell you about the Mother of all Giveaways from the Mother of All Meltdowns.

We moms deserve a lot. We contort our bodies to produce humans. We push said humans out of a hole the size of a quarter. We suffer from sagging boobs, flat butts and stretch marks as our badges of awesomeness for having these humans. We tolerate 18 years of sleep deprivation (hahahaha if you think you get to sleep before they leave for college!!) and countless times of having to count to 3 … not for them but for us.

Now, I’m not saying it’s not worth it but let me tell you what – when it comes to Mother’s Day I lay down the law. I WILL have ONE day where my life is as close to perfect as it can be and I WILL get whatever I want. If I want to have breakfast in bed after I sleep until 11, that’s what I get. If I want to be left alone, then that’s cool too. My favorite things though are the things that they make me that cost nothing more than an hour of their time…

But then I saw this amazing prize list that Crystal lined up for our giveaway and suddenly I’m really jealous. So please do me a favor and win this and share your joy with me!! You won’t believe how amaze-balls these prizes are!! Click the image below and get busy entering!!

the ultimate giveaway

Okay now that you’ve done that.. we’re looking for your best posts about not being your best. The imperfect, perfect mom. The Pinterest project that was a fail. The time you forgot to be the tooth fairy. We try our best, but we moms are just human and we want to share that with you!

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Joyce Margo
April 15, 2014 at 10:04 pm

You always seem to amaze me.

April 13, 2014 at 1:17 am

Great bloghop! Following you on g+, twitter, facebook, instagram, pinterest, bloglovin.
Have a wonderful weekend, Kristen!xx
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April 11, 2014 at 7:34 pm

Happy LOBS weekend, my friend! I’ve been reading through a lot of the posts this afternoon…lots of great ones!
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